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It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.
Can we just have a show with Hawkeye and Falcon being A+ sass-masters/pranksters and annoying Tony, with guest appearances from Widow, ‘cause she has shit to do, and Hulk always in the background just eating and enjoying the show and Thor occasionally joining Hulk, but for the most part really discreetly but geniusly road blocking their pranks because they’re better than that and they should learn creative ways to rise to the challenge (basically, he just wants the pranks to be wilder) and Steve usually staying out of it b/c they’re heroes. They should be serious. And Falcon would get too much of a kick out of it. But sometimes Tony just gets under his goshdarn skin, so you know what? Maybe he has it coming. Nat low-key running a blog about it.
Also everyone on the outside of it being very one way or the other about it. Like, Fury doesn’t need another headache, but Coulson relishes the opportunity to see Steve handle the drama like **wow** **this’ll be great in my fanfic**, and hill and skye and fitzsimmons kind of like the funny weekly(vague) memos and throw around increasingly crazy theories that fill in the dots. Last week there was a ban on silly putty, this week small electric pulsors.
There was one saturday where none of the automatic doors worked for anyone but the notorious pair and Hulk. There was an anouncement asking that if anyone had any information on where all the radio dials from Tony’s classic cars went, they call this number. The tarintino incedent. The flan fiasco. That one month where jarvis only spoke in Shakespeare quotes. The Mark-¥ was built just to avoid another embarrassing dry cleaning bill.
And Bucky just being confused, and walking into the tower because he had a thing with Steve and they were gonna chill but ‘where is everybody? why the fuck is there whip-cream everywhere? You guys are such weirdos I’m out’
Loki giving up because how is he supposed to top this shit?
look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity
Goal once I’m in Walmart: find nickelodeon ninja turtles merch
Goal once I do: buy all the things
Grantaire periodically interrupting meetings to belt out “AND WE’LL NEVER BE ROYALS!”
Hank Green has now publicly said that Sam Pepper will no longer be welcome at VidCon.
my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.