have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them
when i’m a rich+famous director i’m making a romeo and juliet movie where all the kids are gay girls. romeo? gay girl. juliet? gay girl. tybalt? angry protective gay girl. benvolio? small and soft gay girl. mercutio? the gayest girl to ever grace contemporary cinema
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
cats that have faces like this with the colors split down the middle means that there were two cats in the mummy cats womb that merged together in the early stages of fertilization.
This is a very real thing. It’s called a chimera.
It can happen to horses, mice, cats, and even humans.
i don’t want a cat but i want this cat.
NO BUT LITERALLY LOOK AT THIS THIS IS SO SO AMAZING BECAUSE YOU CAN LIOK AT THE CAT AND SEE THE CT THAT EOULD HAVE BEEN BUT ALSO THE CAT THT IS AND YOU CAN SEE THE TWO POSSIBILITIES JUXTAPOSED LIKE THYRE BOTH ALIVE, BUT NOT, AT THE SAME TIME; OR ALIVE BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME; AND WHT IF MY TWIN AND I HAD DONE THAT AND I DON’T WANT YOU TO JOKE ABOUT WHAT THAT’D WOULD LOOK LIKE OR ANYTHING AT ALL JUST I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THIS JUT THINK AND LOOK AND KNOW
If she stepped into the light, she could hide no more.
|—||Amber Argyle, Witch Song (via raconteurette)|
oh my fucking god
huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god
shots. fucking. fired.
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
It’s come to my knowledge that some of you’s don’t know about the lil mini web series Teen Wolf did a lil bit ago, Search For A Cure, and if you’re amongst those peeps who haven’t seen it, please remedy this as soon as possible!!!
The story takes place between the first and second season and it revolves around Stiles tracking down a werewolf expert named Dr. Conrad Fenris in the belief that he may be able to cure recently bitten werewolf Scott McCall.
Dr. Fenris is played by Tyler Posey’s dad, John Posey. John Posey joined the cast of the television show in Wolf’s Bane.
The webisodes are written and directed by the show’s creator, Jeff Davis and, as such, are considered canon within the mythology of the show.
let me just tell you. the easter bunny is real, all right. real grumpy. real annoying. and really full of himself
don’t let the easter kangaroo see this
I am much more open now to doing anything, I don’t have a game plan, I like doing whatever strikes my fancy. I think having dreams is amazing, but if they are too specific you can box yourself in and not open yourself up to new opportunities.
[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
Bonus if you make it from the point of view of a fictional character