reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
terms for penis you should
notuse in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
This is perfect.
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
you know what i still really really love about cap 2?
that any other movie could have made a long sequence just of them breaking into fort meade to steal sam’s falcon gear, but instead it just trusted us to understand that in their world, that shit is basic.
like of course…
The dog-days are almost upon us. Keep your kitties (and even goggies) safe in the heat.
Some other tips:
- Put out multiple water bowls for easy access. Consider freezing one, or adding ice.
- Tie ribbons to the grill of an oscillating fan to encourage your cat to play and cool off at the same time
- Place some frozen cooler packs in a rolled up towel, then in your pets favorite bed
- Make sure access to the bathroom is clear. All of that porcelain, enamel and cold water plumbing can keep bathrooms a few degrees cooler than the rest of the house. Basements too, if available
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
*turns light off* *remembers a creepypasta* *turns light back on*
be like cat paws
very nice, very soft, very squishy,
but when threatened?
TMI Appreciation Week: Day 4: Favorite quote