harry potter meme ♔ eight quotes (3/8)
"Half our family does seem to owe you their lives, now that I stop and think about it. Well, all I can say is that it was a lucky day for the Weasleys when Ron decided to sit in your compartment on the Hogwarts Express, Harry."
“My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.” -A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.
IT SOUNDS LIKE AN OPERA FROM SATAN’S ASSHOLE
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
darcy asking mjolnir politely if she can lift the hammer off of the magazine she wants to read - because sometimes thor doesn’t pay attention to where he sets it down and mjolnir ends up on the coffee table on top of darcy’s stack of magazines (“myah-myah, i want that” *lifts…
let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened
my life is a lie
UNF IS AN ACRONYM!?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
I just want to bring this back
while we’re pretending girls in nerd culture don’t have it bad
NATALIE PORTMAN was accused of being a “fake nerd girl”
THIS IS HOW FAR THE IGNORANCE GOES
IT GOES THIS FAR
ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT WE WERE PLAGUED
BY THAT FREAKING POST
those were literally the worst weeks of my life