nonchalantcroissant:

AU prompt: Person A is thinking sexually graphic or generally odd thoughts and suddenly panics and thinks “If you’re a mind reader, cough right now.”

Person B coughs.

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

image

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais)

morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

The Doctor said the baby’s healthy.
Six word story
Or you could’ve learned to fly.
six word story by moi

- imagine your otp as an old fashioned 2 person act/stand up comedians
- black and white sitcom au
- sarcastically folding laundry
- 3am sleepy vlogging
- trivial vlogging (ex. RT life)
- college roommates vlogging
- VLOGGING
- night shift at the office au
- passive aggressive flirting
- working at a thriftshop au
- drag racing au
- NASCAR au
- monster truck au
- onepiece crossover???????
- your otp poorly playing GTA
- your otp as backseat drivers
- your otp as transcontinental penpals
- video game testers au
- drug testers au
- finicky cook and person who will eat everything and anything
- your otp playing slenderman
- your otp playing hohokum
- your otp with the munchies
- parody movie au
- drag queen/king au
- your otp doing the ice bucket challenge
- sarcastically reading things aloud
- your otp job hunting
- candy factory au
- picture frame makers
- custom furniture builders au
- architects au
- trying 55 flavors of gum consecutively
- your otp doing drunk youtube challenges
- brewery au

queensamwise:

it's a good thing you never feared flames
because suddenly you're burning alive

mindxpalace:

"Sherlock Holmes, you are a back-stabbing, heartless, manipulative bastard."
"And you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry tabloid whore."
"So we’re good, then?"
"Yeah, of course."